You are The Meanderthal.

You possess unmatched enthusiasm and zeal for life and are determined to live on the edge, no matter the danger or the epicness.

Your goals are nonexistent. Your reasons make no sense. Yet they don’t need to. Because you are the Meanderthal.

And in your random meandering you will come across many enemies which will disrupt your epic randomness. You must not let these creatures interfere. Luckily, you carry a machine gun, armed with endless rounds spontaneously forming from your sheer epic awesome.

You are the Meanderthal. You’ve gotten yourself lost in this land intentionally, and now you must get out. If you don’t, you will not get your adrenaline rush. Without this rush, life matters no longer. Death is a welcome occurrence.

And despite this epic description the game is actually quite serious ;D

Music target: http://8bc.org/music/Zomvor/VvV/